Commissioner Genius: Automated Recap

Alright let's get down to brass tacks here. Back & Forth, To Renfrow - feel free to keep reading if you're a masochist. Otherwise, I would steer clear. This week’s Steady Eddy award for being the most boring (or reliable, if you want to not be a jerk about it) team in the league goes to Boyfriendz II Men . Good or bad, they've brought the same stuff week in and week out with minimal variation week-to-week. There's no guessing what this team is going to do...they are probably going to drop somewhere around 117 points every week. Congratuations to Boyfriendz II Men on being the bonds in the investment portfolio of this league. Are they going to hit a Gamestop-level home run for you? Absolutely not. But they also won't crash your entire savings with an Enron-level performance. These guys are a sound choice for any long-term, risk-averse portfolio.

Week 10 High Scorer

The Human-Horse Bond - Week 10 Points: 147.12

Week 10 Low Scorer

WWJBD - Week 10 Points: 81.31

Steady Eddy Award

Boyfriendz II Men - 117 Avg Pts

This week’s slugfest was between The Human-Horse Bond and Fully Retired, who scored a combined 254.35 points, with The Human-Horse Bond pulling out an impressive W. In the blowout of the week, The Human-Horse Bond stepped on Fully Retired's neck and did not let up. It felt like we were all accomplices to this beatdown...somebody should have stepped in and called this one off.

This week's MVP is Justin Fields who dominated the QB position — scoring 21.28 more than the median QB. This week's LVP is Sam Ehlinger who put on a Aaron Rodgers-esque (2022) performance with a grand total of 0.0 points, 18.1 below the average QB.