Non-Constitution -- League info for 2025
π© VETO TRACKER π©
π°TOTAL WINNINGSπ°
$50 - Simon
$25 - Jim
$25 - Josh
π WEEKLY PRIZESπ Β
none - CHAOS
Least yards gained - SIMON
Most points in a losing head-to-head matchup - JIM
Smallest margin of defeat - SIMON
Most points in a losing head-to-head matchup - JOSH
Loser with most bench points
Longest Field Goal
Best score with points from your Superflex excluded
Highest scoring special teams on a winning team
Total points / # vowels in the names of the starting roster
Best +/- turnover ratio for starting lineup.
+1 for D & s/t forced turnovers. -1 for every offensive player turnover
Highest scoring tight endΒ
TBD
For prize purposes "defeat" and "losing" refers to head-to-head matchups
π© PUNISHMENT DRAFT π©
No Punishment - JOE
Pizza $100 - SCOTTIE
Pizza $150 - FUJIS
Pizza $200 - CALE
Pizza $250 - JOSH
Human centipede - ANNAMARIA
Fire ants and honey - EMORY
Tarps Off at Mariners - SIMON
Write an epic poem in some sort of epic or meter style (think the odyssey but in Alliterative Verse) - RYAN
Write a (12 sentence+) poem to the league after the championship concludes - ERIC
Counterprotest Occidental Bible Nuts - KEVIN
Stand Up - JIM
ποΈSurvivor Eliminations ποΈ
OUT:
n/a - CHAOS
Josh
Scottie
Kevin (Deshaun) + Emory
Ryan
WINNER:Β